Can we just talk about...

Have you ever just really wanted to talk about something that's not a great conversation piece or that isn't socially acceptable? Well, we do. My name is Sarah Jane, and my best friend's name is Maggie. We often find ourselves saying the phrase, "Can we just talk about...[insert awkward conversation topic here]" These exchanges morph into some of our funniest conversations. With that in mind, we decided to let everyone else in on our internal commentaries. We hope you'll be as amused as we are.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Can we just talk about sand?

I freaking hate sand. Especially when it is out of place. For example, ANYWHERE BUT THE BEACH. I mean, lets be real. I hate it there too, but sandboxes are the freaking WORST. Today I think that my hatred of sand really hit it's pinnacle. I discovered the worst type of sand. Sand that has been freshly peed in. Yep. Pee sand sucks. Especially when my darling three year old friend Josie thinks that the fact that she just peed in the sand was HILARIOUS. News flash, little girl: Pee sand is not funny. Pee anywhere but the toilet is not funny. Pee in the toilet isn't even funny. Pee is pee and sand is THE WORST. Especially if it is nowhere near the sunshine where I can take a nap and get a tan.

Nanny out--

Maggie

1 comment:

Maggie and SJFebruary 18, 2013 at 9:22 PM
Y'all, imagine taking this girl to the beach. Yeah.
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